The 100 questions no one ever asks!

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? It's in the hallway but I keep it closed

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? Not unless they make my hair look n feel nice

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? Out. Who tf...

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? Yes. Most definitely.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? No?

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? No?

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? A bear. Fuck bees.

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? Yeah

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? Aha no.

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? Hypocrites

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? Nah

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? Yep but peed down my fuckin leg

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? Once ?

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? There's music in my brain

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? No?

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? My bed

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? Full

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? Fall apart by post

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? Go for it

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? I will always watch cartoons. Im a child at heart.

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? The Bee movie was awful

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? Same place I hide he bodies

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? Nothing or juice

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? Ranch, a1 or bbq

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Ummm. All of it.

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? Dirty Love, Freddy Got Fingered, Dane Cooks Vicious Cycle glamorous prom dresses

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? My dad

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? Nahh

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? Show me the moneyyg

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? Not long ago.

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? Probably

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? Nope

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? Nope

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? A KNUCKLE sandwich

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? Amphetamines ?

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? Whenever I pass out

37. ARE YOU LAZY? Yeahhh

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? An m&m, a cheetah and a Tokyo Bratz doll

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? I think a tiger

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? I speak english and bitch. Very little French

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? Aint no body got time for that

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? Legos!!!

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? As fuck

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?
Surreee?
45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? Naahh

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Nah

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? Of fuckin course

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? You bet

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? Oh yeahh

50. EVER USED A GUN? Mhm

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51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? My fuckin mug shot ?

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? Most of them

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? Fuck Christmas

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? Fuck yes. That's my childhood daily dinner lol

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? Apple

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? A burlesque dancer, a vet

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? Spirits

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? Yes

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? Nah

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? Nah. Nakey feet.

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? Only fresh out the shower

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? My skinnn

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? Bring Me The Horizon

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? Meijer

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? Vans

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? Fritos

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? Sunflower seeds

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? Nope.

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? Yep and gymnastics

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? Nah

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? Oh yeah ?

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? Nope. Failed on the first word

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? Yep

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? Nope

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? Nah

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? No

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Heh

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? Manson my love

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? Borgore

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? Either

81. TEA OR COFFEE? Tea

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? Idk

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? I can doggie paddle

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? Yeah

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? Sometimes but not usually

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? Band

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? Yeah

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? Nah

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? Both but green is better

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? Nope. I can sew.

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? Bedroom

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? Probs not

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? Which highschool?

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? Nah

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Yeah

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? Nah

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? Black or red

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? Yeah

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS NEXT? No one, eat a dick